Some Sounds and Lyrics
Copyright Paisley Underground Sounds 1990-94
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MY BABY LEFT ME (IN A UFO)
Well I turned over in bed late last night
Boy what horror gave me a fright
I don't believe it, it was all glowing and green
You wouldn't believe just what I seen
Well the next mornin' when the sun shone
Tell my story to my baby but she was gone
I don't know where did she go
My baby left me in a UFO
My baby left me in a UFO I don't know where did she go
She don't know how much I need her
C'mon baby take me to your leader
Well up to now I thought I was unlucky with girls
But this man is outta this world
I don't know where did she go
My baby left me in a UFO
Boy what horror gave me a fright
I don't believe it, it was all glowing and green
You wouldn't believe just what I seen
Well the next mornin' when the sun shone
Tell my story to my baby but she was gone
I don't know where did she go
My baby left me in a UFO
My baby left me in a UFO I don't know where did she go
She don't know how much I need her
C'mon baby take me to your leader
Well up to now I thought I was unlucky with girls
But this man is outta this world
I don't know where did she go
My baby left me in a UFO
I'm gonna slam her head in my kitchen door
Kylie can't dance
Kylie can't dance she drives me outta my head
She moves like the return of the living dead
Kylie can't dance
You think she can't act you think she can't sing
You really outta see her trying to shake her thing
Kylie can't dance
Hey a there, I think I love you
Hey a there a little Swamp Thing
Tell me what you're gonna do
Now my last love, she went away, went away to outer space
But with your slimy love I think you just might take her place
(I would say fill her shoes but you don't have any feet do you)
And when I feel your squelchy love coming up over my shoulder
I will always know to myself you can't look worse when you're older
When we're at the supermarket your limbs can reach any place
And with your grotesque looks I will always find a parking space
And when I see your slimy love, see it all with my eyes
Just remember that I love you, just me and all of these flies
And when I feel your squelchy love, squelchy love and all your
charms
I know that with your anatomy you'll never shave under your arms
When we're sitting in the movies you can squeeze me with your
suckers
They're won't be any noisy kids, cos you ate the little...darlings
And when I feel your slimy love, you will always hear me sing
That I love you, yes I love you I love you my little swamp thing
I love you more than toxic avenger, hey you know - I even love you more than Phil Collins man
I see you from above
You say you want to be just like me
But you don't have the LSD
Now I got a class mate, he's from Mars
I seen him one night among the stars
Now day is night and night is day
Since he got my drink with a cosmic ray
But all I ever wanted
All I was ever after
No it wasn't your tears or your laughter
It was just your bad acid baby
The killer crimpers are coming for you
And you don't know what you're gonna do
You say you want to blow my mind
But it's too late I've already lost mine
You look so good when you are a groovin'
C'mon c'mon c'mon now animal girl
Put it above your head and give it a whirl
Woncha be my baby, please don't say maybe
C'mon c'mon c'mon you know where it's at
Animal lovin' woman you got a cat
You look so good, lovely woman juicy
C'mon let me pet your cat
You gotta say yeah, you gotta say it today
Hot fox action that's what I want from you
Outta my box action gotta get some from you
You're so wild and primeval too
A fiend like you belongs with The Zoo
Get outta your tree and make some love to me
Love me love me 'til my eyes explode
Love me love me 'til my ears implode
Love me love me 'til my head caves in
Love me love me 'til I ain't got no shins
Love me love me 'til I can't stand no more
Love me up and down the floor
Love me love me 'til your stomach turns
Love me love me 'til I get carpet burns
Love me love me on your bended knees
Uh uh baby oh yeah please
Love me love me oh mamma
Tie me down with your pyjamas
You gotta love me...
To get to the primitive part of you
I'm gonna walk through the jungle and into your cave
And do animalistic things to you
Primeval man, ooh aah ooh aah
Yes I am, and I'm gonna get primeval with you
I'm a primeval man with a primeval urge
To get to the primitive part of you
I'm gonna knock a brontosaurus over the head
And give my big bad club to you
What's beyond the human eye
Just me lying here in this field
Pretty baby I may not have you
But I'm stretched way into the blue
Pretty groovy you know that's how I feel
Oozing here in the ground
Where the sun is making a sound
Pretty groovy you know that's how I feel
And when it comes to your mind
Remember that we're one of a kind
And if you're feeling more than breezy
Remember to take it real easy
Why doncha take it real easy
And everything'll be alright, everything'll be alright...
Don't matter what's in or out, this is what it's all about
Just like being part of you
Just really chilling out with you...
I'm getting hungry and you're good looking
C'mon down to the kitchen with me
I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna see
Oh baby
Rock 'n' roll kitchen
Jammed packed filled to the brim
Rock 'n' roll kitchen
It's your grooviest room
Move those dishes out of the way
Make some room so we can play
The kitchen is the place where party people go
Yeah baby you oughta know
Rattle those pans and rattle those pots
I tell you baby it's gonna get hot
Listen to the sounds, man they're bitchin'
Let's get down in the rock 'n' roll kitchen
It musta cost him a lotta loot
Walking down the street he looks so fine
One of these days I'm gonna make him mine
Davey Gnome's suit it's really cute
It musta cost him a lotta loot
Red plastic jacket bought outta Schuh
He wants my red flares, now what'll I do
FARQUAR!
Davey Gnome, Davey Gnome take me home
Tell those space cows to leave me alone
Davey Gnome, Davey Gnome made outta gold
Pussies from space gonna get my soul
Davey Gnome's suit it's really cute
It musta cost him a lotta loot
Those cheek bones musta cost him more
Let's have a pile up on the Tech floor
Davey Gnome, Davey Gnome make me wise
I've been looking for a girl with egyptian eyes
So much fun when your own your own
Sitting here all alone
So much to see when you're on your own
It's such a groove...
Livin' in a phone
So much fun livin' in a phone
Livin' in a phone
When it rings...I ain't home
Let me tell you how I get my kicks
I like to give the drivers a surprise
By showing my zombie eyes
I show my zombie eyes
On that highway I'm really a freak
I tell you man, they'll really make ya eek
I walk in the room I hear gasps and sighs
All the little girlies dig my zombie eyes
They dig my zombie eyes
After dark I cause chaos on the roads
My little psycho bitch gave me these far out globes
Keep your whips and chains and palangs
This lil' woman's got the crazy fangs
She got fangs...and I got zombie eyes
Nearly human, knuckles at her feet
I don't believe you, you're not true
How could nature be so cruel to you, MERCY!
Nearly human, more than just a bet
Nearly human, club 18-30 rep
Oh, baby I just think you're so neat
The paper bag has worked a treat, ROOAR!
Nearly human, no oil painting
Nearly human, the folks are fainting
The face that launched a thousand stomachs I see
Nearly human, yeah yeah yeah
Nearly human, get away
Nearly human, well you're nearly human to me
Cause you're a hell of a fright
Nearly human, let me catch your eye
Nearly human, pop it back in shall I
Nearly human, please walk away, hey
Okay, now I see you walk
But with a face like yours
Better teach your arse to talk
What do I see
Oh no, she's walking back to me, MEEEEERRCYYYYYY!
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