``A psychedelic nightmare'' Margaret Ann, our first drummer (1990)
``If I see you again - I'll rip your godamned heads off'' The Beardy Weirdy who used to play for Hugh Reed (1990)
``Devil worshippers'' Hank Marvin from Paisley College (1990)
``Get off and don't come back'' The Swee, Girvan (1991)
``You're busted and don't come back'' Paisley College Student's Union (1991)
``The world needs more stuff like this'' Search and Destroy, Birmingham (1993)
``You're cancelled, and the guy who booked you's been sacked'' Pythagoras, Glasgow (1993)
``If we ever have a psychedelic grunge (?) night we'll let you know'' The Venue, Glasgow (1993)
``Twee melodic guitar bands who have talent will always have a place
here. You obviously have none!'' Creation Records (1993)
``The plaster's coming off the ceiling'' Phoenix Club, Edinburgh - without a PA! (1993)
``Either very sick or very deaf'' sound engineer, The Subway, Edinburgh (1993)
``What the hell was that??!'' some stupid cow in a rugby top from Edinburgh Uni at the Phoenix Club. She was from NYC as well and she's never heard of a decent band?!! (1993)
``Devil worshippers'' a crap Aberdeen band, with a real faggy name and a flute (1992)
``Jesus Christ!'' Joe Banana, Paisley College (1991)
``Extremely entertaining garage punk with jumps, squeals and UFOs'' Alex of Franz Ferdinand back in 1993
``White noise'' Mark Monkeyhanger Angus (1994)
``... a formula of loud repetitve rhythms and purposely inane lyrics...the blend of classic and new sounds which creates memorable songs'' Making Music (Musos on the Make more like) magazine (1994)
``Punk, Ramones, Rezillos, Feedback, Marychain, The Cramps, Mark
E. Smith are some words that could be connected with this band. A
welcome break.'' Sun Zoom Spark magazine on "Bad Acid Baby" (1993)
Another review which got several major labels wanting a tape, but we never seen the review. Don't suppose anyone has this? Sun Zoom Spark magazine on "Teen Trash" (1994)
``I'd sign you tomorrow, but I'd be out of a job by Monday'' an A&R man for Phonogram Records who shall remain anonymous (1994)
``Got the CD and I have to say I was very pleasantly surprised! From memory, I was expecting something MUCH less tuneless. I've played it to a guy I share the studio with who's into The Vines/Hives and all that ilk and he finally believed me after all the times I told him "we were doing that stuff years ago - before it was financially viable!" '' MAD (2002)
``Fame won't change us - we've always been assholes!'' The Zoo
``Played half of the first song, but I was blown away [Hot Fox Action from Psychedelic Nightmares]... A Psychedelic Ramones?'' Johnny del Rey (read more)
